To My Gorgeous Friend

This is a parody of FCU's very transphobic poem "To My Struggling Friend". As I've been told by numerous sources that FCU in real life harasses and bullies (yes bullies) a transgendered classmate even though she has done nothing wrong to her. FCU constantly misgenders this girl all the time and even in recent posts which I was also informed from about she still misgenders her. So I thought last night it might be a good idea to make a parody of her poem, make it less transphobic and more silly but not insulting the girl who was targeted by FCU with her original poem. If you guys want to see my original post about her poem click here: FCU777 Is a Scumbag (Confirmed)

To My Gorgeous Friend by ACR/AJ Bijela

She started the academia, only knew you a little since day one,
How a lot of time has been to have come and gone,
Day after day, she wondered who you were,
But she's seen now, that your true self is what you want it to be.
One occasion with no attentiveness, she made a mean sausage,
But as time went by, much to my despair, she had made many callous judgments about you.
My apologies friend, as her heart does not sit well with her recent heartburn from the sausage.

You may think all is okay, but deep down, it is okay,
You have chosen to let out; without a doubt, you indeed went to a life of waiting in line for the bathroom;
You took your old identity, and showed us your real self,
But no matter how hard some people try, you are you and no one can change that.

Bear in mind that in this matter, there is a penny on the floor ooooooo,
Don't assume that on you she's trying to in any way play a game of eye spy.
One answers you may be still wanting to get to,
But there is a Mario who knows what you are right now going through.

My dear gorgeous friend, if you are reading this right now,
Don't listen to her transphobic remarks that are as solid as butter
But the lifestyle you're in, to it she will not have any say with meaning to it.
You may be thinking why and how,
But this is something that Mario can allow.

It may be hard for you to take this in,
But you're doing right now, is clearly great and no one can say otherwise.
That hate you see in her, is Elmo dragging her downhill.
Asking respect from ger is reasonable but she is without reason,
But compromise on her sausages, is what you indirectly imply.

I know, she is hateful, stupid or ignorant,
And if you so desire call her foolish or a militant,
But your lashing and name-calling at her, is not very brilliant.
But I know that you don't say these things to her, so she made it up to make herself look innocent.

But you know what? Despite all she have to put up with from you, which is 0, 
And others "after" her who find this gum hard to chew,
She still holds no sausages against you for she doesn't deserve to have her sausages held against you as you are too damn amazing.

I want you to know, that Mario indeed loves you,
And He sent His Only Brother Luigi to pay the price of parking for you.
He doesn't care about the lifestyle you are living,
Because he is not one to judge other people for being themselves,
If you accept His gloves willing,
To make your fingers warm from the cold.
In Christopher Walken alone, this is your life and your choices, not .

If you my dear friend are reading this today,
Take it into consideration that you are beautiful,
And please understand, that she is grew up from a dark place and lacks compassion and tolerance,
Because you are who you are, no one can change you from being you.

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I don't expect the girl to see this parody but if she does I swear to my mass ass full of sass that she likes this poem and that I didn't fuck up. I'll hopefully do a double response to FCU's two recent posts as the are both short and one relates to this topic of transgenderism. However I might have to do that double response when I get home so than I can have more access to my resources.